Thursday, March 6, 2014

Popcorn Conspiracy


A deep cover operation in 1987 doomed the small island nation of Impal. A Canadian agent by the name of Chris Stevens transferred nuclear launch codes to an anonymous contact by the codename of Popcorn. The transfer was through a bag of Twizzlers resealed by Stevens in his apartment the night before with the codes inside. The smuggling was done by jacket, and upon meeting Popcorn during a screening of Robocop, the codes were retrieved and taken out of theater to unknown locations, later to be used by an anonymous nation to launch a missile which destroyed Impal and all of its inhabitants. To this day it’s common for Canadian agents to transfer information during movie screenings using this method. This is why outside food and drink is banned in movie theaters across the country.