Flappy Bird Conspiracy

Flappy Bird, a popular Iphone game, just went off of the app store. For those of you that don't know, the entire thing is quite mysterious. Dong Nguyen, the developer for the game, took it down out of nowhere, and for good reason.

You see, the main goal of this game is to fly through the pipes. The more pipes you fly through, the higher your score. Players brainwashed themselves for hours on end getting better at flying through these mysterious green pipes. But what lead to the idea for such a seemingly random concept? To understand Flappy Bird, you must first understand every element of the game and what Nguyen created them to represent.

The Bird:
That orange bird, so lovable, graceful, moving at the touch of your finger. Even when his foot hits a pipe, players still love him. They were meant to. He's the symbol of a free citizen.

The Pipes:
The green pipes are hated. Similar to the Super Mario Bros. pipes in look, these have a different purpose. They get in your way, frustrating you. They were also meant to. They symbolize government.

The Ground:
The ground represents Obama.

The game was taken off the app store by Obama due to it's anti-communism ideologies. The developer wanted to show us that if you teach yourself to work around the government, then you will go much further in life. If you run into the government, Obama kills you.

Never delete this game from your phone. It is a symbol of freedom. HOORAH.

Obama is a Robot

Obama, our president, is a robot. This is very clear to people like me, smart people, but I think it's only fair to explain to all the brainwashed puppets why you're wrong and I'm right. Since you don't have the facts, it's easy to understand why you don't agree with my views. And after all, you do nothing but force your opinions on people like us, people that know the truth. You misrepresent our views and twist them beyond reason, and we usually just take it. But I feel it's necessary to explain in a rational manner why we believe what we believe. I'll do this by debunking some common counter arguments in a logical manner. In the end, you'll be the one to decide whether I'm right, or whether you're a total moron and shouldn't be allowed to vote.

"Obama isn't a robot, he has emotions and he loves people."

You idiot. Look at his face. He isn't human. It's obvious. Plus he made ObamaCare so he hates America. Simple as that. No one would pass such an awful law if they loved our country.

"Obama stuttered. ROBOTS DON'T STUTTER."
Calm down you silly liberal. No, robots wouldn't stutter, but Obama does because it's in his programming. He was made like that. If he didn't stutter, even morons like you would say, "I wonder if he's a robot...". But no, Obama's smarter than that.

"Romney was the same way. In the way of behavior and movement, they looked very similar. Plus there was no way to know for sure if Obama would win"

Well you see, Romney was and is a robot as well. In fact, every person in a position of authority is indeed a robot. Bush was a robot. Every city Mayor is a robot. Every president of any corporation is nothing more than an artificial being made to be a robot. Open your mind to the truth.

"Why would someone make an Obama Robot? Who would do that?"
Aliens.

"He's not a Robot, you're just stupid."
And now, the silly liberals resort to stupid arguments that have no backbone. All liberals make arguments like this. They're just not open minded enough to accept these things and, cornered, are forced back into their former stupidity.

So, now, you've been shown why our president, Barack Obama, is in fact a robot. I hope you agree with me. If you don't, I understand. Being an idiot is a choice and you so luckily have this choice. If it was up to me though, I'd make certain you had no way of believing anything different than me, but that's just my opinion and we're all entitled to one. Have a good day.