Jason was a good man. He was also a good Vacuumer. He vacuumed so well that he got a trophy and his house was so clean he got a trophy. Once he got so many trophies he got a trophy. Once he got so many trophies for having trophies for getting trophies, that he got a ribbon. Once he got so many ribbons, that he got a trophy. He cleaned his trophies and his ribbons with his vacuum cleaner. One day the trophies got caught in his vacuum cleaner and he had to get a new vacuum cleaner. He got so many trophies caught in vacuum cleaners that he got sponsors that give him vacuum cleaners when he needed new ones. Once he got so many sponsors that he got a trophy.
He used the trophies to make a house out of trophies. Then he used the ribbons for a carpet. Eventually he filled his trophy house with so many trophies that he had to get a new house out of trophies. He got so many houses that he got into a new tax bracket. He was in such a high tax bracket that he had to give all of his trophies to Obama. Then he couldn’t afford his vacuum cleaners so he had to give them to Obama too. Then Obama hired people to clean the White House for him with all the vacuum cleaners. Then Obama bragged to the American public about having all the trophies and about cleaning the White House. He bragged so much that every US citizen believed him, and he got re-elected. Jason tried to organize a protest against Obama, but Obama told the FBI and had Jason killed. Then he told the Public that Jason was a terrorist and the public re-elected him again. Then Obama danced.
The end.
